After losing another job, two idiots embark on an adventure of mythic proportion: to acquire "Feed Bags," the discontinued entire-meal-in-a-bag, to impress their two equally dim-witted dates. When the only convenience store in town that carries the discontinued food item is found closed, Waylon and Buzz break in and can't break out. Written by Anonymous 25e After getting fired from yet another job, two losers embark on a journey to impress their reluctant dates. In order to score, Waylon and Buzz must acquire the discontinued food item, the "Feed Bag." Upon finding the only convenience store which carries Feed Bags is closed, Waylon and Buzz decide to break in and, in turn, cannot break out. Oh yeah, there's also Fievel, biology teacher-turned-drug dealer, a killer Pomeranian, etymology mixups, the implications of showtunes, the vindictive copy store clerk, the smarmy taxi driver, and a mysterious Pachinko machine named Al. e7b Written by Anonymous